Jacob & buns



Narrator 

Way way back many centuries ago,
Not long after the bake-off began
Jacob ran a successful bakers,
a healthy business with a company van
Jacob, Jacob and buns
Depending on baking to earn there keep
Jacob, Jacob and buns
his prize-winning tarts, he would fill so deep
Jacob and his wife had no television
that explains the number of children he had
He was also known as OI! but most of the time
His sons and his wives used to call him fat
Jacob, Jacob and buns
master of pastries and all he cooked
Jacob, Jacob and buns
Paul Hollywood can stuff his book 

Narrator, Brothers, Female Ensemble & Children 

Kipling was the eldest of the children of Jacob
With Mary and berry the next in line
delia and Battenberg with fanny and Duff
heston and Jaffa took the total to nine
Jacob, Jacob and buns
jayne and asher, which leaves only one 
Jacob, Jacob and sons,
yusef - Jacob's favourite son
Jacob, Jacob and buns
Jacob, Jacob and buns
Jacob, Jacob and buns
Jacob Jacob Jacob
Jacob and buns

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