Jacob
Joseph's mother, she had quite amazing baps
cobs baguettes and for the vegans fancy wraps
And yusef loved the work they did
He ran the shop with her
Narrator
thanks to yusef, Jacobs bakers was the best
a 5 star rating, lots of cash and lots of press
patisserie valerie
closed up and fled the town
Brothers
washing up his pots and pans
Does not makes us yusef fans
Narrator
But where they had really sliced the loaf is
Brothers
yusefs siblings no-one seems to notice
Narrator
Joseph's home made mayonnaise
had folks queuing up for days
And old jacob couldn't see the danger
why on earth would there be any danger
He just saw that Joseph brought in a big que
Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son
and show that joseph was the icing on his bun
So Jacob gave his son a book
A family heirloom hand me down
Brothers and Female Ensemble
yusefs book was leather with a fancy spine,
a huge collection
of family recipes inside
from surprise pies to rare delights
everything was there
Narrator
when he saw tabasco prawn
He knew his fish paste days were gone
Narrator & Female Ensemble & Children
Such a super book of family secrets
he was definitely gonna keep it
Narrator
and then almost by surprise
a recipe had caught his eye
this was not a standard kind of studel
but a dazzling continental strudel
It was rich and mellow and sweet and
firm and moist
yusefs siblings were
starting to pull out there hair
Brothers
desert restaurants are
blooming opening everywhere
And now our bro
Has got to go
heel drive us to despair
Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children
And when yusef turned the page
His siblings vocalised a rage
His astounding recipes would conquer
Brothers
yusef really looked a proper plonker
Joseph & Female Ensemlbe
I look handsome, I look smart
people clap me when i fart
im amazing , whole kit and caboodle
How I love my continental strudel
Narrator, Joseph, Ensemble & Children
It was rich and mellow and sweet and firm
And fruity and rich and bitter and kitsh
And tangy and salty and stodgy and wet
And puffy and long and sour and wrong
And sticky and pretty and tasty and gross
And jazzy with chew and curly like poo
And funky and white and pink and crunchy
And rich and mellow and sweet and firm
And fruity and rich and bitter and kitsh
And fruity and rich and bitter and kitsh
And tangy and salty and stodgy and wet
And puffy and long and sour and wrong
And sticky and pretty and tasty and gross
And jazzy with chew and curly like poo
And funky and white and pink and crunchy
And moist
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