Oliver

yusef was taken to Londons W.I
Where he would work with a chef named J oliver
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oliver had very few cares
He was a famous mockney millionaire
Having made a fortune banning turkey 
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twizzlers
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Oliver had made a huge pile
dvd's and books and quinoa bile
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his restaurants would shut  after a while 
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and they did 
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yusef was sent
by the womens institute to help oliver
but his baking was outstanding
caused a huge commotion 
oliver could not stop looking
fancied sue whos really yusef
dont tell jools hed like to give her
more than a  promotion 

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oliver was friends with rick stein
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they would often meet and enjoy wine 
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It's all there in rick steins 5th book
fish and shellfish
he was rather smart but

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fishy
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stank of cod roe and limp sushi
far to much wine rick stein went for a kiss

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yusefs looks and hourglass figure
Had attracted steins attention
in the morning rick would holler
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Come and sniff my pollock
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yusef wanted to resist him,
coz he smelt of crabs and winkles
yusef gave a yell
Joseph 

Please stop
I don't believe in free love 
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Oliver was busy plotting
how to burn down hull mcdonalds
When he heard a loud commotion
coming from above him 
rick was chasing sue was running
stein was in for quite shocker
when he finds a jumbo sausage
instead of a taco

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waiting for his goose to thaw
oliver burst through the door 
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SUE let me know how prison feels
but please take a copy of my 5 minute meals 
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Poor, poor yusef locked up in a cell
Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell
Poor, poor yusef, should we call you sue
Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell
Locked up in a cell


Last Update: June, 10th 2013