stone the crows

Narrator 

kipling said - 
Pharaoh 

Well 
just ave a look what yusef did
after this guys magic touch
my strudels are no longer limp
yusef, you must help me further;
I have got a job for you
You shall lead us through this crisis -
coz i need a number two 

Narrator & Female Ensemble 

Pharaoh told his guards to fetch
A chisel from the local store
Whereupon he ordered them
To cut the chains that Joseph wore 
Joseph got a royal pardon
And a host of splendid things
A chariot of gold, a cloak,
A medal and some signet rings 

Joseph -
Pharaoh's number two
Joseph - 
Egypt looks to you 

Jospeh, Narrator & Female Ensemble 

Joseph -
Pharaoh's number two
Joseph - 
Egypt looks to you 
Narrator & Female Ensemble 

random man walks on stage with a clipboard

did you know originally this show was 20 minutes long
till loyd webber decided to repeat every bloody song 
reprise after reprise then the kids repeat the first half hits
then once again its all repeated in the joseph megamix!

Female Ensemble 

Joseph how can we ever say
All that we want to about you
We're so glad that you came our way
We would have perished without you 
Pharaoh 

Joseph we are the perfect team
Old buddies, that's you and me
I was wise to have chosen you
You'll be wise to agree 
Female Ensemble 

Joseph how can we ever say
All that we want to about you
We're so glad that you came our way
We would have perished without you 
Pharaoh 

We were in a jam
Would have baffled Abraham
But now we're a partneship
It's just a piece of cake 
Female Ensemble 

Greatest man since Noah
Only goes to shoah 
Joseph 

Anyone from anywhere can make it
If they get a lucky break 
Narrator & Female Ensemble 

This could be a happy ending,
Perfect place to stop the show
Joseph after all has gone
About as far as he can go 
But I'm sure that Jacob and
His other sons have crossed your mind
How had famine hit the family
Joseph left behind?

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