poor poor joseph

Narrator 

Next day, far from home,
The siblings thought of a plan obscene
Brothers 

Let us ship him out

get him work at a krspy kreme

Narrator 

planned it and they plotted and they schemed
shove him on a coach to milton keynes
Brothers 

Let us leave him there,
hell get lost then he's bound to die 
Narrator 

When they saw a sign
come and join the W.I
to a woman yusef we convert
Brothers 

All we need is lipstick and a skirt 
Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children 

Poor, poor yusef, should we call you sue?
you have boobie-doos, hey, what'cha gonna do?
Poor, poor yusef, should we call you sue?
you have boobie-doos, hey, what'cha gonna do?
Brothers 

sue would love to join,
Your lovely women's institute?
Young, strong, from boloigne,
plays the flute and she loves car boots
Narrator 

In a snap the dirty deal was done
wig and skirt for Jacob's favourite son 
Then the W.I
trotted off with sue in tow
Off to London where yusef was not keen to go
this would be a challenge he could tell 

Joseph 

he couldnt do eyeliner very well 
Narrator 

yusefs siblings made
up a lie that was really bad

then they caught a bus,
time to break the news to dad
Soon the made up story they would tell
dad aint gonna take this very well
Narrator, Ensemble & Children 

Oh now siblings jacobs gonna cry
how you gonna lie, hey, jacobs gonna cry
Poor, poor yusef, made to be a sue
you have boobie-do's hey, made to be a sue
Last Update: January, 30th 2014